The Cute and Intelligent Little Billy Boy from Patrick Gan 9

Have a Candy Bar ?

Little Billy was sitting on a park bench munching on one candy bar after another and another.

After the 9th candy bar, a man sitting across the bench said, "Son, you know eating all that candy isn't good for you. It will give you pimples, your teeth ill rot, and you will grow fat and ugly!"

Little Billy replied, "My grandfather lived to be 107 years old." ......"Oh?“ replied the man. "

Did your grandfather eat 6 candy bars at a time?"

"No" replied Little Billy, "he minded his own f*cking business!!"


I Like Your Thinking!

A teacher asks her class, "If there are 9 birds sitting on a fence and you shoot one of them, how many will be left?" .... She calls on little Billy.

He replies, "None, they will all fly away with the first gunshot."
The teacher replies, "The correct answer is 8, but I like your thinking."

Then little Billy says, "I have a question for YOU. There are 3 women sitting on a bench having ice cream:

The First is delicately licking the sides of the triple scoop of ice cream.
The Second is gobbling down the top and sucking the cone.
The Third is biting off the top of the ice cream.
....Who is happily married?"

The teacher, blushing a great deal, replies, "Well, I suppose the one that's gobbled down the top and sucked the cone."

..............To which Little Billy replied, "The correct answer is 'the one wearing the wedding ring', but I like your thinking! "


When You Fail your Maths Test.

Little Billy returns home from school and says he got an F in mathematics.

"Why?" asks his father.
"The teacher asked, 'What is 2x3?' I said 6," replied Billy.

"But that's right!" says his dad.
"Yeah, but then she asked me, 'then what is 3x2?'"

"What is the f*cking difference? " asks the father.

............. "That's what I said!"


All about English

Little Billy goes to school, and the teacher says, "Today we are going to learn multi-syllable words, class. Does anybody have an example of a multi-syllable word?"

Billy says, " Mas-tur-bate."
Miss Rogers smiles and says, "Wow, little Billy, that's a mouthful."

........Little Billy says, "No, Miss Rogers, you are thinking of a bl*wjob."


Beautiful , just beautiful


One day, during lessons on proper grammar in English, the teacher asked for a show of hands from those who could use the word "beautiful" in the same sentence twice.

First she called on little Suzie, who responded with,
"My father bought my mother a beautiful dress and she looked beautiful in it."
"Well done, Suzie," replied the teacher.

She then called on little Bob.
"My mommy planned a beautiful buffet banquet and it turned out beautifully."
The teacher exclaimed, "Excellent, Bob!"

Then, she reluctantly called on little Billy.
"Last night, at the dinner table, my sister told my father that she was pregnant, he inhaled and burst out shouting, .........."Beautiful, just f**king beautiful! "